Sunday, June 12, 2011

Does your man have long nails?

So you havent had a man in 3 years and you decided to meet a guy off Facebook. Well imagine you ending up with this guy.

WTF is up with men and long nails? Last time I checked females had vaginas......well...... and transexuals, but thats another topic. Why is it always the pinky fingers that is long, never the rest. Why do men keep that one damn fingernail clean yet most woman have meals from Thanksgiving 2005 under their nails, mmm I can still taste momma's candied yams. Maybe its a manhood thing. Longest nails gets idk, nailed? Maybe its a birth defect? Ughhh idk maybe he dont use knifes at the dinner table? Maybe even a key to a safe? Or.... maybe he chops coke. I dont know whats worst, a guy with long nails or a guy with long nails. But either way, WE DONT LIKE IT!

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